Recent content by Tactical Pith Helmet

Turns out my girlfriends a communist. I should've spotted those red flags.

An Yorkshireman is on his death bed drawing his last breaths. It's late at night and all the family have arrived to be with him in his final hours. He looks around the family assembled in the downstairs front room all about his bedside. "Is my daughter here, with her husband?" "Yes." "And...

Reading this it occurs to me that I've been punched in the face by people wearing a pound of leather at 25mph thousands of times. I don't wear eyepro at all in the gym. To stretch a point. I wear specific eyepro for strimming or angle grinding, facepro for chainsawing, goggles for swimming...

Those of us with hyperhydrosis don't have any other option than mesh. Herosharks mesh have served me fine for years and I'll stick with them thanks. Any damage from fragments will be caught by the contacts hopefully. On another note, I shot a pair of Uvex goggles that had been drilled all...

Off to Eversley for Namsoft tomorrow. I'll be culling GIs hopefully. Always my favourite games! Du Ban GI!

I've played Tuddenham night games and 24 hr milsims. The night vision guys had pretty rudimentary gear. It was an advantage in locating the oppo team, but you still have to approach them silently etc. Using NV is a skill in itself it seems to me. Thermal is a different kettle of fish for...

Saw an anti stalking charity launched on Twitter. Am I supposed to follow them or what?

When I started playing I'd put tie my hair on top of my head and wear a stretchy tube/snood whatever you call them like a beanie. Worked fine. Of course the shape of a military pith helmet accommodates this just fine whilst looking damn sexy too. Nature has thinned remaining hair to the...

I have odd sized feet. I buy German surplus boots when I can in 9 and a bit extra narrow. Also 9S British boots (including the dreaded DMS!). Swedish army boots are the best of the bunch though. Soft and comfy, available in many fitments for about £45. Getting them listed accurately re...

Who led the Jews across the permeable membrane? Osmoses...

No tech should send a rif out that won't select semi. Take the thing back to them. I've a ZCI rotary hop in both of mine. They fitted first attempt and work fine.

Nope. All sound good to me. I have a very similar setup with the same rif. I've used it for years. It's ultra reliable and my main skirmish rifle. I have a similar set up with a shorter barrel for CQB. Play your heart out with it in the knowledge that you are a man of superior wisdom and...

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam!

Yep, when the inevitable happens it happens.

I went to see a faith healer yesterday; what a waste of money. She was so shit even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!