Recent content by Tactical Pith Helmet

I have odd sized feet. I buy German surplus boots when I can in 9 and a bit extra narrow. Also 9S British boots (including the dreaded DMS!). Swedish army boots are the best of the bunch though. Soft and comfy, available in many fitments for about £45. Getting them listed accurately re...

Who led the Jews across the permeable membrane? Osmoses...

No tech should send a rif out that won't select semi. Take the thing back to them. I've a ZCI rotary hop in both of mine. They fitted first attempt and work fine.

Nope. All sound good to me. I have a very similar setup with the same rif. I've used it for years. It's ultra reliable and my main skirmish rifle. I have a similar set up with a shorter barrel for CQB. Play your heart out with it in the knowledge that you are a man of superior wisdom and...

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam!

Yep, when the inevitable happens it happens.

I went to see a faith healer yesterday; what a waste of money. She was so shit even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!

Imagine a parliamentary researcher showing some credulous MP footage of a sport which has players that tolerate racism, xenophobia and shooting people with metal BBs despite clear safety warnings. Of course what we all want to know, is does KM believe in Tartaria? Are his ghillies worn by...

I've started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven’t got a gig.

The internet has allowed us all to find whatever we want. For most people the constant confirmation bias has made them more entrenched and certain of whatever their (our!) views. In entertainment people can supply content like KM's and it finds an audience. Because we feel that what he puts...

It's called dieselling. The oil compound ignites under pressure. I reckon Jack O'Connor would be more upset by it than Elmer Keith.

I got rejected for coming half an hour early. Fuck the porn industry anyway...

I think I've used a pistol about twice in all the years that I've done airsoft. TM 1911 holds gas fine and performs as well as I need it to. I use a spring shotgun that I bought for a tenner more than I use a pistol.

I went for a job as a contortionist."Just how flexible are you?" they asked. "Well I can't do Thursdays", I replied.

Twatting Cumstain is scum. Politicians inflate legitimate if minor problems for political capital. Clickbait vids damage whatever they cover. Shops make commercial decisions. We all wish that KM didn't exist. We all wish that kneejerk bans don't happen. We all wish that clickbait vids didn't...