Whinging Arsehole was sent home from NZ about the time that Bonnie Blue was deported from Thailand (IIRC, I'm not Googling and getting her on my internet search history in case of heart attack etc). Since both make content for wankers to enjoy, there's a certain synchronicity there!
Look at work sallopettes on Ebay. They have lots of side pockets, hammer loops etc and come in OD. Strauss Workwear do similar. I've certainly had a few OD, earth coloured bits from them over the years for work (airsoft).