General election

[Jambo88]

This is getting a bit heavy and bitchy I am out. Just remember the government is meant to be employees of the people until everybody unites and tells them we have had enough it wont change.

This isn't bitchy it's going well for a politics thread. There is normally someone banned by the end of the 1st page and someone else having a meltdown.

 

[Jambo88]

https://youtu.be/DtgDCV8iIHk

Can't really argue with that. Just shows how our media lies to us and tries to scare us.

 

[beastmode]

Personally I'll be voting conservative. I think we are on the right track the economy is slowly recovering and we aren't spending like mad when labour were in charge. I always think vote for what works for you. In my case I'm a hard working guy always worked my ass off and never claimed any benefits, so I think this government works for me. I feel that labour will take more off me and give to people that don't deserve it. I always think they tried to destroy this ccountry by opening the borders and having no control on immigration. I'm all for controlled immigration my girlfriend is from Finland/ Namibia but she came here For uni and has a law degree. I'm against the type of immigration that we let everyone in no matter what skills they bring to the country. Labour and snp just no I will think about leaving the country if that happens.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

I'll be defacing my ballot again as no monster raving looneys around these days. I'm still trying to decide how to deface it, perhaps a nice little sketch of a penguin, or a crudely drawn cock, or a crudely drawn penguin with a cock...

 

[Jambo88]

I'll be defacing my ballot again as no monster raving looneys around these days. I'm still trying to decide how to deface it, perhaps a nice little sketch of a penguin, or a crudely drawn cock, or a crudely drawn penguin with a cock...

If you want to deface it vote UKIP.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

Hehehe I'll deface the ballot but not the country

 

[Jambo88]

Hehehe I'll deface the ballot but not the country

I was going to say draw a cock but that counts as a vote for David Cameron.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

Hmm perhaps me drawing a cock fuking a pussy last time helped form the coalition

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Hmm perhaps me drawing a cock fuking a pussy last time helped form the coalition

Wasn't your fault it was the person who drew a c*ck f*cking an arse who screwed it all up

 

[beastmode]

I genuinely am worried about this election. Most the parties policies are completely ridiculous especially the snp and greens. I received a labour leaflet the other day. I drew a cock on it and sent it back.

 

[Sitting Duck]

They are ALL lying even more and more than before....

I mean I do bollox & bull$hit but these guys are the true masters

I'll explain - all of them know they are never gonna get in on their own - pretty damn clear that is

So they go out of their way now and offer all sorts of crap in their pledges - way more than before

Why - simple - they won't get in on their own anyway and when challenged why they never fufilled their pledge

They will simply just do what they do best - blame all the others

In particular the OTHER party we formed a coalition with blocked us from fufilling our pledges we made

Oh joy the bull$hit floodgates are well & truely open wide now - as long as they don't get an overall majority they can lie their ar$es off

(actually they was already doing that but now they are pledging to bull$hit us even more - that pledge I do believe they can fufill)

 

[Jambo88]

I genuinely am worried about this election. Most the parties policies are completely ridiculous especially the snp and greens. I received a labour leaflet the other day. I drew a cock on it and sent it back.

Your just anti Scottish

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Your just anti Scottish

Your just anti English ?

 

[Jambo88]

Your just anti English ?

So is the rest of the world

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

So is the rest of the world

They are just jealous.

 

[Jambo88]

They are just jealous.

Of?

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Of?

Im sure there is a clever answer to this somewhere but I am too knackered to think of it. So you win, you can go do a little victory jig in your skirt now. ☺

 

[AirsoftTed]

Everyone who wants an independent Scotland is a Provisional or a Jacobite, just depends if you're Catholic or Protestant. ^_^

I'm joking of course, wanting to be independent doesn't make us anti English, remember Wales and Northern Ireland too? They don't seem to think we have a vendetta against them lol. We're not anti anyone, just pro-Scot.

 

[Sitting Duck]

Ironic though that England hasn't had a chance of coming out of UK

Also if you are patriotic Scot, Welsh, Irish that seems to be admired

Moment English people start being patriotic we get told to go easy to avoid offending others or appearing racist

mellow chaps - Us lot are a right ol' mish mash of Vikings, Romans and who ever else popped over to invade us from Europe

(another bit of irony I suppose if we think we are being invaded from Europe today)

 

[beastmode]

Your just anti Scottish

I'm half Scottish. So that blows that one out of the water. I'm anti Scotland leaving the UK.and their policies are some of the worst I've ever seen.