Airsoft Annoymous

GiantKiwi said:
Hi I'm Kiwi, I have a hobby of collecting expensive hobbies including this one, its been 1 week since i spent significant money any of the hobbies, but 3 months since buying anything for this one.
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Welcome Kiwi,You can share your other expensive hobbies with us, you're among friends, promise we won't laugh 😏☝️, this is a safe space for all🙏
 
I'm not sure I qualify to be on this thread, because I really don't have a problem. You see the 6x little green pouches that I bought on aliexpress a while back for very cheap were sitting unused - and therefore a complete waste of money. So it was only right that, to rectify this diabolical situation, I bought a shooters belt for them to sit on. They happen to perfectly fit a Dragunov SVD mag each, so obviously I needed 6 of them. And what's the point of an SVD mag if you don't have an SVD to fit it to? Furthermore, clearly an SVD can't be wielded without an appropriate set of Berezka threads too.
 
The_Lord_Poncho said:
I'm not sure I qualify to be on this thread, because I really don't have a problem. You see the 6x little green pouches that I bought on aliexpress a while back for very cheap were sitting unused - and therefore a complete waste of money. So it was only right that, to rectify this diabolical situation, I bought a shooters belt for them to sit on. They happen to perfectly fit a Dragunov SVD mag each, so obviously I needed 6 of them. And what's the point of an SVD mag if you don't have an SVD to fit it to? Furthermore, clearly an SVD can't be wielded without an appropriate set of Berezka threads too.
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I have a serious problem with online shopping, and I think it’s time I came clean about it.

I’m constantly tripping over random junk on the floor, and as I go down, my hand instinctively flies up to protect my phone. Unfortunately, in the ensuing chaos, my fingers somehow navigate through online shops, add things to my basket, and complete checkout before I’ve even hit the ground. It’s completely involuntary. I have absolutely no control over my limbs during these incidents.

Packages then start arriving at my house, and I’m left trying to piece together what happened. Sometimes I don’t even remember visiting the website, let alone authorising a purchase.

For example, yesterday I received an email from T238 informing me that my Pro speedloader would be arriving shortly. A fantastic piece of kit, I’m sure, but I have absolutely no recollection of purchasing it. I can only assume I tripped over something, entered a chaotic falling state, and my hand decided that what I really needed in that moment was an upgraded speedloader.

I’m beginning to suspect my body is using the threat of physical injury as an excuse to make impulse purchases. At this point, I’m less worried about falling over and more worried about what my hand is going to buy while I’m falling.

If anyone has any recommendations for anti-slip flooring, phone insurance, or a solicitor specialising in purchases made during involuntary acrobatics, please let me know. I fear I may be the victim of a highly sophisticated medical condition known as accidental checkout syndrome.
 

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