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They could of just looked at your browsing historyI may as well have blacked out, I literally just sat there waiting for the sand timer to go down whilst stuttering things about magazines and websites![]()
*Phones M556 parents* I bet I could find something......I'm too good to leave traces![]()
Love cuddle? Now what kind of precarious position could that be? lawl. I would post a few but I have freinds on this fourm.My mum once walked in on me and my ex having a "love cuddle" (for all you PG13 people out there) in a rather precarious position. She then exited the room, close the door and struck up a conversation about the laundry from her new location.
Subject matter awkwardness: 0
Situational awkwardness: 11 (10 being the maximum)
Lad points earnt for not stopping what I was doing: 999999999999999
I'm a terrible son.
Oh, and another one.
A friend from uni comes to stay at mine for a week, a female friend. She's big, one might say "hefty". Midweek, she comes onto me, REALLY strong. I reject her based on the fact that I'm not attracted to her at all, in any way shape or form. Every remaining conversation that week; terrible.
under normal circumstances i'd lol, but a very similar thing happened to me and my other half last night, fortunately i was able to throw a shoe (i've got very good reflexes, normally doing things without thinking and can get me into big trouble sometimes) and the shoe got me a bollocking from both parents and the other half.My mum once walked in on me and my ex having a "love cuddle" (for all you PG13 people out there) in a rather precarious position. She then exited the room, close the door and struck up a conversation about the laundry from her new location.
Subject matter awkwardness: 0
Situational awkwardness: 11 (10 being the maximum)
Lad points earnt for not stopping what I was doing: 999999999999999
I'm a terrible son.
What are you talking about friendsLove cuddle? Now what kind of precarious position could that be? lawl. I would post a few but I have freinds on this fourm.
As in freinds that I see at school :/ That would meen instant piss taking.What are you talking about friends:lol:
I'll sort out the problem.As in freinds that I see at school :/ That would meen instant piss taking.