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zombie apocalypse.....would your gun do the job!?

dude no, you buy a farm/ old factory complex /abandoned fairground and turn it into the most awesome airsoft site in the world(one that breaks even at least so it dosent go under eventually...), pfft ferrari....then buy everyone on this forum an awesome gun/ give us free days play etc.... and give the mrs a personal spa or something so she lets you do it.... lol.

and ed, sorry no offence intended i just like to think things through, as i said im thinking of doing some zombie things(probably one of those plans that never happens....) so just like ideas....

also one of these could well be quite handy fo the hypothetical apocalypse...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=anti+zombie+table&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_niwUe7bHeaX1AWG64GgAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1241&bih=567#facrc=_&imgrc=JwafGzs2fIX-rM%3A%3BS8ZkTXrDJwdzTM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fcdn0.lostateminor.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2010%252F04%252FAnti-Zombie-Night-Table.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.lostateminor.com%252F2010%252F04%252F28%252Fanti-zombie-night-table%252F%3B480%3B465
 
dude no, you buy a farm/ old factory complex /abandoned fairground and turn it into the most awesome airsoft site in the world(one that breaks even at least so it dosent go under eventually...), pfft ferrari....then buy everyone on this forum an awesome gun/ give us free days play etc.... and give the mrs a personal spa or something so she lets you do it.... lol.

and ed, sorry no offence intended i just like to think things through, as i said im thinking of doing some zombie things(probably one of those plans that never happens....) so just like ideas....

also one of these could well be quite handy fo the hypothetical apocalypse...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=anti+zombie+table&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_niwUe7bHeaX1AWG64GgAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1241&bih=567#facrc=_&imgrc=JwafGzs2fIX-rM%3A%3BS8ZkTXrDJwdzTM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fcdn0.lostateminor.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2010%252F04%252FAnti-Zombie-Night-Table.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.lostateminor.com%252F2010%252F04%252F28%252Fanti-zombie-night-table%252F%3B480%3B465
Will add this to my lotto list. Buying everyone a good gun is a brilliant idea. Should get a good bulk discount from just BB guns lololololol
 
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I'm coming out of the closet everyone Can i get a Hand?

I'm secretly gay, everyone. Or at least, I was until now. What better thread to come out of the closet, eh?

Edited by Airsoft-Ed, Today, 12:45 PM.

He asked for it.
And you gave it to him, didn't you Ed? ;)

 
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What about sharpened steel wire coat hangers? They'd slow a zombie down pretty well if they were wide enough to fill a door frame.

 
I don't think that night table would work in a doorway. Even if you have the shield part right up against the left door frame, there wouldn't be enough room to swing the club properly. Without training.

 
I don't think that night table would work in a doorway. Even if you have the shield part right up against the left door frame, there wouldn't be enough room to swing the club properly. Without training.
nah not for the door, for when the zombie has you cornered in your room if whomever you share the room with dosent allow you to keep firearms in the room. course being in the country im in i have a couple of bats etc around my bed...lol. see the opening of the zombie movie where they are at the mall, well i mean the 'remake' the kid in the bedroom scene.... after that throw it away and get something better of course...

 
Will add this to my lotto list. Buying everyone a good gun is a brilliant idea. Should get a good bulk discount from just BB guns lololololol
yea something to shoot at!(will be put in the lands of my scarecrow target, lol....

 
I'd just stand in a doorway with one of my katanas.

Ain't no zombies getting through there then.

Airsoft guns vs 28 Days Later style rage-zombies? You are f*cked my friend.

Walking Dead style, been rotting for a few months, you'd probably have a fair chance against them. Though, not as fair a chance as you might get from, say... A hammer. Or really, anything else.
WE Katana? ;)

 
Oooooooh, let's re-kindle the cunt rage.

My plan would be;

1)Acquire supplies. Travel into one of the villages where there will be a less dense population of zombies. Look through farmer's houses for weapons.

2) Travel to a supermarket. Risky move but it might pay off. Get some tinned food and stuff myself with free chocolate.

3A) Once I am nice and full with the free food, end it all. Probably going to live out a lonely existence anyway and it means one less zombie. America will probably nuke us anyway to stop the spread of infection.

3B) Risk acquiring some advanced weaponry. Police stations here hold all sorts of weapons, I have seen H&K G36, H&K MP5 and H&K 33. There is also TA centre nearby that holds MP5's at least. Not sure if they hold L85 or anything heavier.

4) Move to a large estate a few miles out of town. There are a few major ones where I live. In the long term, food is going to be a problem. It has a river that contains game and course fish, and a large resident deer population. There are also boats and can be used to access Islands, which can be used to evacuate to incase of emergency, and to hold supplies. Assuming there are other factions, rivals or not, both the food and defensible space, as well as seclusion, would all benefit in your survival.

My master plan has been shared with great contempt. Now that other people may share in my plan in the case of a real outbreak, I might have done myself out of a survival niche.

Still, feel free to sticky.

 
day 1: go to work, get on warship, ditch gangway and load port side miniguns and GPMGs.

day2: honey badger don't give a fuck.

 
I'm sure naval ships are probably kept fully stocked with food all the time, just in case.

 
enough rations on a RN frigate/destrtoyer to last 400 people 3 months (on a pretty lean diet), I expect even with 200 people on board it'd be enough to keep us ticking over for a while til things settle down and we can go out scavenging. Or, loose the lines and put to sea, plenty of fish out there.

 
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Problem is, Dan, they keep all weapons on military bases locked up tight most of the time...even on camps the MoD only use for the Cadet forces and training (such as Longmoor in the south of UK) the weapons are kept behind a massive steel door with like 3 different locks on it and the walls are very thick. Even if you got through the door, the rifle racks are kept behind steel mesh fencing (which you could cut through) however the racks themselves have security bars that prevent the weapons being taken out of them.

Even if you did get behind all the security, they keep the loose ammunition somewhere else (idk where, only ever been into the armoury to pick up weapons)

 
I expect with an angle grinder/cutting torch you could get into the armoury on a military base without much trouble in a couple of hours.

of course it'd be easier to go to the guardroom and raid the key safes.

 
Maybe...but who says any trainees at a base such as Longmoor wouldn't be mobilised to protect vital assets against the theoretical zombies, taking the weapons with them?

 
Some bases have huge amounts of fire arms, they'd be hard pressed to take everything.

 
in that case all you've gotta do is find where they died and take the guns off the floor!

 
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