rubber/paper(?) melee weapons.

[Sitting Duck]

She is the boss, the brains, the peacemaker, my soulmate

I just go with the flow - It is a partnership and all that crap

besides - nobody in my house takes a blind bit of notice of me

they all go to mum - I only get asked/informed of stuff, so that if/when it goes wrong

Well we did tell/ask you about it.....

 

[Sitting Duck]

my wife:

Mrs Duck from Dartford 2013

I love the title " Wild Ride " wheeeyy heeey down boyy phwarrrrr

 

[Sitting Duck]

SERIOUSLY

Can this thread get any further off topic

it is further off than North Pole ffs

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Lol. Am not trying to brag but my wife has been on the front of mags and is smokin hot.

Ps I am bragging.

Pps she's lucky to have me.

Yes topless no am not telling u all her name.

Click to shrink...

Farmers weekly
The names Bessie

Only reason shes smokin hot is it was the summer barbecue edition.

 

[Sitting Duck]

OK - this is getting beyond silly now

(even by my standards)

I'm off out to a dinner/dance event with outlaws (they are paying so wtf)

just an upmarket pi$$ up truth be told

Happy New Year you lot

2016 - I have told missus I will act more mature and responsible

yeah that resolution won't last - especially if its a free bar

 

[Infanteer]

I watched a clip on youtube where a team doesn't clear a side room and piles up in a hall way type area to breach another room.
Old mate waits patiently then pings about seven of them. I remember thinking that would be awesome to have a melee weapon.
I'd butcher the closest guy with it then shoot the rest of them but I'd use an axe.

Guns are for show, knives for a pro but an axe makes a statement :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Reb3l]

Nah a lightsabre just annoys them and that's what your aiming for, plus it looks cooler sneaking up behind someone and get out your lightsabre and HIT