yh wen i do start fights, or should i say people start fights with me, i just laugh, if they are all chavy i am like in it bruv wait...
haha, there is this year 7, he is ...well...BIG and midget. so samer touches his arm for no reason the kid goes " Oi, you touch my arm again i'll break it!" me and samer laugh ourselves to death, then a while later he walks up to me, btw fat yr 7 kid= Bob for now
Bob walks towards me
Me : what r u doing?
Bob: just cos your year 8 doesn't mean im scared of you
Me: im not trying to be scary, and im not scared of you either
Bob: Well why are you backing away from me then?
Me: Cos your bloody walking into me (by this time i cant look him in the eye without laughing yet he is so serious about it)
Bob: (pausing for while, mean while me laughing to death...again) after about 30 secs, bob has a spasm in front of me
Me: (Flinched) of course i am going to flinch you just sorta 1j34jkd5 in my face!!
Bob: p***y!
Me: Wow im scared now (Sarcastic)
Bob : punches me really lightly, if i see you tomorow ask me to show you how hard.
Me: Ow that reaalllly hurts HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (continues Laughing spasm)
wow year 7's are really retarded, well he is anyway!
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