Finius
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- Jan 24, 2011
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As some of you know, I have recently come into ownership of a small dog. This dog is a highly trained killing machine and will protect me against any and all dangers with his claws of steel, teeth of more-steel and stare of deadly badassness.
He is fully equipped with cunning and deceptive tactics designed to lull my enemies into a false sense of security before swiftly and mercilessly dispatching them. He is also working on a rather lovely white and tan colour scheme which I believe will result in him looking a bit like DDPM, making him even more adept in arid/desert environments, which is fortunate because I live in Essex, known for it's long dry summers and expansive arid deserts.
He is Oscar, the bringer of death.
This is his recruitment mug-shot, notice the stare. You see that stare, you know this dog means business, you know that he could f**k your s**t up HARD:
Next up, an action shot, notice how Oscar blends in perfectly with his brothers and sisters, invisible to the untrained eye:
And finally, another shot of Oscar in action, I warn you all, this photograph is brutally graphic. Look in in awe as you witness my attack-dog savaging my girlfriend to death with cold and calculating cruelty:
Seriously though guys.
He is fully equipped with cunning and deceptive tactics designed to lull my enemies into a false sense of security before swiftly and mercilessly dispatching them. He is also working on a rather lovely white and tan colour scheme which I believe will result in him looking a bit like DDPM, making him even more adept in arid/desert environments, which is fortunate because I live in Essex, known for it's long dry summers and expansive arid deserts.
He is Oscar, the bringer of death.
This is his recruitment mug-shot, notice the stare. You see that stare, you know this dog means business, you know that he could f**k your s**t up HARD:
Next up, an action shot, notice how Oscar blends in perfectly with his brothers and sisters, invisible to the untrained eye:
And finally, another shot of Oscar in action, I warn you all, this photograph is brutally graphic. Look in in awe as you witness my attack-dog savaging my girlfriend to death with cold and calculating cruelty:
Seriously though guys.
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