When we were about 14, a mate of mine had a house party while his mum was away somewhere semi-exotic with her squeeze. Unlike everybody else whom I knew, this lad's family were minted, hence the sauna... He came out of it like a sweaty lobster, wheezing in a cloud of steam, and said, "I can't do it. I can hardly fuckin' breath and the ginger pubes are doin' me head in!"
This post should go in the 'guns that need to be made' thread, but you'll see why i put it here soon enough...
1st the gun: Martini-Henry Short Chamber .577/450 MK IV
This needs to be made to run on 12g CO2 bulbs fitted in the stock, firing single BB's from imitation Boxer-Henry Cartridges, 1 per ejectable brass cartridge, and a massive rubber sword bayonet... :lol: Need a revolver too. I dont think the Webley officer's one was correct for the 1880's, so whatever monster they were using back then. On to the loadout...
...because, apart from a pirate loadout, what else could i wear looking like this?