I got really depressed last night. I seriously thought of topping myself, so I called the Samaritans' "Suicide Lifeline", and got put through to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
soz - if the above offends, just being silly as I have been having a row with some hop-up's that didn't wanna do as their told. So needed to let off some silly stuff steam etc....
Samaritans' "Suicide Lifeline", and got put through to a call
center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited and asked if I could drive a truck.