I'd have spent £150 on the private portaloo and put a bb claymore or some kinda groin-aimed BB trap in it to deter poo-tourism
last year I was thinking of getting an RV mofo home from home thingy my own throne, shower, TV, games console, fridge of beer etc..... getting carried away and bringing all my crap - jeez I'd need one of them yanky jumbo mofo's for it all
communal loo's with the weekend stench & floaters
feel/smell the love