ouchy f*ck,that hurt just imagining it and I thought getting extra bleeding nipples from a Marushin marine magnum was bad.
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Damnit Ed, I've just got myself calm after seeing GTA V on HDMI for the first time and now you have to turn me on with this...Seriously though, replace your mic with a comtac headset - ear defenders and radio gear all in one sexual package!