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Rogerborg
Rogerborg
Beer and bacon.

Bear with me.

I had a chum at university who was a vegetarian hippy.  He was pale, ginger, weedy, always sick, always sad. Girls were always trying to give him sympathy tummy-rubs, but he was just never happy in any relationship with them.

Years later, he got drunk on a particularly depressing night out, and on a mad "sod it" whim, bought a bacon roll.

Upon consuming it, the greasy, salty meaty goodness flowed through his emaciated frame, and his strength and courage rose and rose.

Boldly, triumphantly, he shouted out to the whole world "I'm gay, and I'm proud!"

Since then he's hit the gym, got absolutely ripped and spends his nights grinding away in the temple of dance, surrounded by sweaty muscular young men, and he's never been happier.

100% true story.

Anyway, you were saying something about a P90?

Cr0-Magnon
Cr0-Magnon
Give me a few months to formulate a response!

Cr0-Magnon
Cr0-Magnon
It get's worse....or maybe better. Considering the TM High Cycle version. I'm sure it's decent but £300!

Asomodai
Asomodai
Because you have finally seen the light!  Just keep it standard looking! None of that M4 mag conversion nonsense!

EvilMonkee
EvilMonkee
You are sick and need help

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