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Anyone got any good ones?

Let's have em!

 

On a side note, any racist or the like ones will be reported- keep it clean :P

 

What did zero say to eight?

 

 

You're belts on too tight :lol:

I should be a comedian :P

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i only just got it...no. just no.

 

Say Red really suits you! "Idiot this shirt isnt red, what are you? COLOURBLIND?!" No im not colourblind *pulls out pistol and fires* *Blue splat on wall* :huh::lol:

 

NOW I SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN!

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well, im going to take a guess and say that the reason more jokes arnt being posted, is due to the fact too many people on here must have a sense of humor which would make Frankie Boyle blush(myself included) so cheap kids jokes wont work so well

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I have a joke...you guys ready, it is seriously funny.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER! (Actually im sure he is cool, his musics a joke though)

REBECCA BLACK!

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I have a better joke!

 

Bieber beating Sarni in a punch up :lol::P

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actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS!

 

Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man.

Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over

Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her?

Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3?

Sarni: 1...

Zak: 2...

Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM*

Hi five!

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Nooo, Marcus is a joke :P

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So what if i was blud?!

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Hey guys, I've got a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Modern Warfare 3

*followed by Peter Griffen like laugh

 

I'm not a fan of family guy, I just think the laugh is suitable for this joke

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if just heard ths awsome song

 

 

Well everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word

 

 

everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word

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actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS!

 

Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man.

Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over

Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her?

Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3?

Sarni: 1...

Zak: 2...

Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM*

Hi five!

i take it was a wet dream? :D

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A mate just told me...

 

the lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday i think they misunderstood me when i said want to watch.

 

HAHA ROFL

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