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Looking for the best suggestion for a replacement to my cold steel knife. Looking to inflict maximum embarrassment on who I can.

I have already used;

Wooden spoon

Black dildo

Bulge horn. (Clown horn)

 

Any other ideas?

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Personally not a fan of the second option, since there are a lot of younger players around it might not be the most appropriate tool lol.

 

Have you thought about the nerf swords/axe or a lightsaber?

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Only ever use that on mid week night games. Never any children due to school.

 

Have thought about a nerf crossbow. I have emailed an American company about a Airsoft compound bow but no reply yet.

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Slipper, balloon, bike pump, inflatable kids toy, cucumber?

Like the idea of a slipper. Would hav to be one of those old lady ones

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A Princess Leia action figure, or even worse, a Barbie doll. Or a My Little Pony... a Burberry handbag...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lump of shit on the end of a stick...

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Whoopie cushion? or eat a load of boiled eggs and sprouts a day before a game? (Farting on someone is over the top but the whoopie cushion would be a good laugh)

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http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/pinky-punky-wacaday-malletts-mallet-p-9853.html

 

Wacaday!

 

Edit - This suggestion was made while Timmy Mallet was still the UK's only children TV star from the 80's-90's to not be locked up or on a register.

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I really want a tomohawk, but feel it would be more fun if you could throw them at sights. Instead of the classic tap on the arm lol

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Whoopie cushion? or eat a load of boiled eggs and sprouts a day before a game? (Farting on someone is over the top but the whoopie cushion would be a good laugh)

Chemical weapons are forbidden by the Geneva Conventions...

 

I really want a tomohawk, but feel it would be more fun if you could throw them at sights. Instead of the classic tap on the arm lol

I've been knife killed by a tomahawk at The Stan - i got him back with my Black Bear Trainer a bit later in a 5way melee weapon fight in the courtyard and then got taken out by a kiddie with a £3 plastic M4 bayonet... The best I've heard so far though is Bottledtorment - he knife killed someone at MCG The Gaol with a bar of soap!

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Haha that sounds nuts. Never really seen much melee action, but am gonna make it a mission of mine to get one every game haha

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Its got to be a large fresh fish, Like the Mini adverts of old. That or a fake moustache....

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