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Del Monty

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Thy god rose up with his tactical beard owners club patch and said 'I wasted my time writing that big bloody book when I coulda been poppin fat cheaters at the mall.'

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Care to join me in my church brothers ... share the belief and love.

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Join me in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

 

http://www.venganza.org/

 

I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE!!

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I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE!!

Pics or it didn't happen

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I'm actually an ordained minister

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I'm actually an ordained minister

No one called me on it.

 

I'm a ordained Dudest priest

http://dudeism.com/

 

I got really drunk one night & went round loads of different websites getting ordained.....never go on the internet drunk !!!

 

lesson learned lol

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i tried to get the army to change my dog tags to state that i belonged to the church of the flying spaghetti monster but they told me to fuck off.

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I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE!!

rAmen.

 

Genius! 'Kin genius!

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i have actually bought the Gospel Of the Church OF The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Good read.

 

A closed mouth catches no noodly appendages. – ProvHerbs 3:27

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