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WHAT THE FUDGING FUDGE DO YOU FUDGING CALL THIS FUDGE?!

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I see what i want to see that i see what i really want to see but i don't see what i see because they don't see what they really see.

 

 

 

It's irrelevant

 

It's bollocks

 

It's nonsense

 

Utter pillocks

 

Crap clones

 

Lazy basturds

 

Stupid devs

 

Flying shyte

 

Dirty fudge

 

Blind idiots

 

 

 

 

Complete bollocks and pillocks

 

Can't even label their guns properly

 

 

 

 

Sit tight

 

Have fun

 

Grab some popcorn

 

Let us start.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT THE FUDGING HELL DO YOU CALL THIS???

 

http://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/Well-D69-M14-AEG-Airsoft-rifle-BB-Gun-.html

 

 

 

M14??? REALLY?? ARE U SERIOUS? M14????

 

THE MAG IS SMALLER

 

THE GUN IS SHORTER

 

IT'S CURVY

 

THE BOLT IS DIFFERENT

 

 

IT'S AN M1 CARBINE, THE SMALLER BROTHER OF THE M1 GARAND

 

YOU DON'T PRICE THAT SHYTE AT £70

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEXT GUN......

 

 

 

 

https://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/WELL-MB4409D-Style-Airsoft-Spring-Sniper-rifle-in-orange.html

 

 

 

WHAT THE FLYING CRAP.

 

YOU DON'T MIX A VSS VINTOREZ'S STOCK WITH AN L96 AWP.

 

IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.

 

ACTUALLY, THE FRONT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE IT'S FROM AN L96

 

WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

NEXT GUN......

 

 

https://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/UHC-P2340-Glock-Electric-Blowback-pistol-bbgun.html

 

 

 

 

GLOCK?

 

GLOCK????!!!!!

 

 

GLOCK???!?!!!!

 

 

YOU CALL THAT A FUDGING GLOCK? THAT LOOK LIKE A P226

 

NO GLOCK HAS A HAMMER AT THE BACK OF THE SLIDE.

 

THIS IS A GLOCK

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/GLOCK_19.JPG

 

 

BULLSHIT

 

 

 

 

 

NEXT GUN....

 

 

 

https://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/YIKA-56-M14-replica-rifle-BB-gun-in-orange.html

 

 

M14?

 

M14?!?!?!?!

 

YET AGAIN??!!!

 

NOOOOO

 

 

 

DOES AN M14 HAVE AN AK HANDGUARD?

 

NOOOO

 

 

DOES AN M14 HAVE A BOLT LIKE THAT?

 

NOOOO

 

DOES AN M14 HAVE AN INTERNAL MAGAZINE?

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

DOES AN M14 HAVE AN AK47 GAS BLOCK?

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

THEN WHAT IS IT?

 

 

IT'S CALLED AN SKS

 

 

ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

THIS IS AN M14

http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/assault/as15/m14_1.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

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calm-down-bro.jpg

 

..also the font size, every time, seriously?

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My question is what are you doing on that webby in the first place?

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Put the spliff down, frizzle... last time it was crack; at least he's going onto softer drugs now...

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This really annoys me. They can't even label their products correctly? They shouldn't be allowed to sell them.

Also, some of the reviews on these products must be written by the website themselves - I am yet to meet a person who thinks "This is a good gun very nice colour scheme and nice box" - Who thinks bright orange is a nice colour scheme? :P

It's amazing how many shops don't know their products. I went to a local shop the other day and saw an "M85 BB Gun" (G36 replica) for sale at £225. This is the sort of gun you would see on the budget section of most websites, or JustBBGuns in general. Its worth about £30...

Furthermore, the shop owner didn't really know anything about the gun - apparently it was worth £225 because it was electric.

It upsets me, because some poor kid might have asked for this for Christmas, and their parents would have spent loads of money on a piece of crap.

Rant over.

:)

 

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Wow... SKS... M14.

No.

I've had enough internet for today I think.

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I think a few owners of these type of sites are using popular weapon names to attract the attention of a kid who doesn't know anything about what he's actually doing or what he's buying. The kid will then bitch to his parent until they buy it for them because "iTz beas lik COD". Only to be disappointed a week after owning it when the internals disintegrates in their hands.

 

But I don't feel sorry for these kids really, I mean just look on the reviews on JustBBGuns. It makes me want to quit airsoft. I mean people review the gun without even buying it. "I don't own this gun, but I can tell that it is high quality and will outshoot anything on the field because Jambwow said so. FIVE STARS"

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My question is what are you doing on that webby in the first place?

just to find something to go on a rant about.

 

 

And.......

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IZ MY FONT SIZE GONE????!!!!

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And.......

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IZ MY FONT SIZE GONE????!!!!

 

BECAUSE ITS MORE FCKING ANNOYING THAN MILEY CYRUS' EXISTANCE.

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just to find something to go on a rant about.

 

 

And.......

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IZ MY FONT SIZE GONE????!!!!

I give my eternal gratitude to whoever spent the time to reformat his "essay"

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Please start posting more constructively. This sort of thing contributes nothing to the forum. There are (probably) and have been previously dozens of 'JBBG are s**t' threads. We don't need another one.

 

 

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