True story, When I first got my we double g18c, me and some mates where derp'ing around with it during a break, in the play area (as you do B) ).
mate 1 then takes the mick out of mate 2, mate 2 is inspecting said pistol, whom then shoots the first In the crotch area. Now normally this would not be that much of an issue, as it was not particularly aimed, but this being a double g18c and at very close range, manages to get first mate in both plumbs at the same time.
yes it was funny, no it was not clever, jewlery protection is optional