Samurai

Typical clickbait unboxing review.  OP didn't even cover whether this 0.35J beast has a "fully working safety switch".  I feel unsafe just reading this without knowing!

Bush here.
Move. It's very hard to hit a moving target at range. Use cover even if you don't see a threat. Communicate. If someone was hit then - after respawn - tell people about it. See someone get hit? Don't go and stand at the exact same spot. When you do know where the sniper is: tell others, then move quickly from cover to cover, not straight towards him and move within MED while laying down cover fire. It's not like in computer games where the sniper is far away with a nice clear view of the whole field. We are most likely in a position where we can sometimes spot a part of someone, we are laying in an awkward position, goggles fogging up because of the hot ghillie, or not seeing much because of the mesh goggles, struggling with the gun - it never works as we want - calculating wind, range, and always hitting that single blade of grass that throws off the BB. Well within the range of an average AEG too.

Been working on a M41a/Thompson midcap insert for someone (I dont personally care for either gun but Im happy to help a fellow player), figured Id share it here.
 

Sorry to hear its been tough, and certainly when it comes to sales a little bit of patience on both sides goes a long way.
 
But given the circumstances it sounds like you've got enough on your plate that dealing with the expectations of buyers is too much. Perhaps stepping back and just pulling any sales ads is the way forward.
 
I've been out of the hobby for pretty much a year now and i still havent got around to flogging the last bits of kit because as you put it, life outside of airsoft is taking enough of my energy right now.
 
Unless you really need to sell gear to balance the books then there's no harm in letting it sit a while.

My Boss has threatened to sack the employee with the worst posture.
 
I have a hunch, it might be me...

What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
 
 
"Dad are we pyromaniacs?"
 
"Yes we arson"
 

You get the same 'toy' in the avocado again and again. 
 
 
 
I've got a good joke about trickle down economics; but 99% of you won't get it. 

I can't believe I've been sacked from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in!

I'm scared of being stuck in a lift with Father Christmas.
 
I think I have Claus-trophobia.

My hamster broke its leg so I made it a splint from matches. His face lit up when he started walking again 

Harsh truth is that you can keep shovelling money into it or you can give it to an airsoft tech who understands the details of how things work and will fix it for you.

I remember Steve's face as he came out of the room.   'It's a boy. It's a boy!' he yelled. 
 
We've not been back to Thailand since. 

Nor,indeed,commas.lol😉

I used to work in a factory that made abacuses.
 
I found it very counterproductive.

Scientists have grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the laboratory.
The results speak for themselves.

Did blindfolded archery the other day, you should try it, you don't know what you're missing!

I don't know the answer to the first question...

'We'd like to stay in the bridal suite,' the honeymooners said at the reception desk.
 
'Do you have reservations?' asked the receptionist.
 
'Yes, I'm worried about taking it up the arse,' replied the bride.

I've decided to go on two diets.
Let's face it there just isn't enough food in one....

Age old question. I have just discovered a McDonald’s that does an all day breakfast menu, alongside its normal menu.  So I put in two orders, with one I ordered the egg McMuffin and for my second order I requested the Mcchicken sandwich.  I shall therefore let you know…..

Note that ‘gifting’ has to be a gift.
If you identify any friend with UKARA that is willing to be the middleman of a sale of a RIF (or also an IF) to a 16 year old then they are committing an offence 
 
Under 18 you cannot buy an IF or RIF
 
But you can be given an IF or RIF which is where ‘gifting’ comes in.
That is why parents usually get referenced
 
If a UKARA holding adult wants to give a decent quality RIF to a 16 year old then be worried about their motivations 

I've been gone so long I can't be arsed to scroll back and see if this gag has been told already....
 
I lent my girlfriend £100
A few years later we broke up
She paid me back exactly £100
I lost interest in that relationship

Edward Snowden is celebrating being granted Russian citizenship today.
 
He won't be when his call up papers arrive.

Harsh truth is that you can keep shovelling money into it or you can give it to an airsoft tech who understands the details of how things work and will fix it for you.