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  1. im not sure if any of you guys have noticed this but theres a user with the name 'jakesmall' trying to sell 'guns of his' on here that obviously dont exist and for bullshit prices, all the photos he has supplied are from the internet and he is refusing to negotiate sales on the phone nor let people pick his weapons up, postage only... i apologise if im wrong here but my bullshit alarms are ringing.. wouldnt recommend anyone contacting this guy :/

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    2. Deva

      Deva

      His account isn't present here any more.. ;)

    3. Monty
    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      We love you dev <3

  2. The moderation team on Zero-In are a bunch of wankers!!

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    2. Dutch

      Dutch

      They have a lost souls section...maybe we should start asking where everyone's gone?? ;op

       

    3. Rock-climby-Dave

      Rock-climby-Dave

      >Fagmins

       

      I think I woke the neighbours, and I'm in a detached house. My sides are in orbit just beyond pluto

    4. CaptainDumbass
  3. So after 3 years of GCSE chemistry. I havent learnt or understood a single thing. And instead of doing something about it ive pissed around. So now, the night before my Unit 2 & 3 exam, im coming to the conclusion: Im well and truly f*cked.

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    2. Airsoft_Mr B

      Airsoft_Mr B

      Had nothing on rates of reaction. AQA paper wasn't too bad. Did foundation though so probably a really high grade boundary :(

    3. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Well considering i think i have a guaranteed U, this is very bad... Because my new chemistry teacher is lovely but shes only just started. If she gots a bollocking for something a sh*tty teach previously did i'll feel really bad.

    4. NickM

      NickM

      Of course you have a U everyone starts with a U each mark takes you up a grade, fingers crossed its better than you think. The new teacher shouldn't get a bollocking. But the school should get a roasting from the LEA for entering unprepared students and you having no real teacher.

  4. What happened to the mall!? Looked on first and only's website and its not on there!:/

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    2. TacMaster

      TacMaster

      Yup, although being 6'1/2" changes a lot. I am quite surprised because my group had 2 other cadets, both of which were under 5'6"

    3. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Mine's a full black swat Loadout, people would either think I'm a terrorist or a bank robber :/

    4. GiantKiwi

      GiantKiwi

      I don't put the kit on till i reach the game anyway, until then its all in non-descript duffel bags.

  5. Gamers: Arma 2, or 3?

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    2. Liam Porter

      Liam Porter

      GiantKiwi, ArmA3 uses Gamespy too, but Bohemia will introduce an alternative for ArmA2:OA and ArmA3. Nearly every server hosted uses ArmA2:OA as a base game, so I don't think it'll make much, if any difference

    3. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      just bought Arma 3 lads!

    4. Esoterick

      Esoterick

      I don't understand why they ever used gamespy, it was established over a decade ago how bad it was.

  6. Since you keep deleting my comments Mr Frizzle, i thought i would address it here (readers read his status bellow). Life is sh*t, understand this and suck it up. You are so lucky to have a mother and you obviously take yours for granted and you also need alot of growing up to do. Some people would do anything for a mother regardless of how they treat them. So quit being abit of a twunt and learnt to respect her before its too late. I hope you remember this status at her funeral and then maybe...

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    2. cavninja

      cavninja

      And he's considerably richer than YAW!

    3. Lozart

      Lozart

      TeddyBhoy - genuine Lols at that!

    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Frizzle mate, have you noticed how much of a prick and protentious knob you really are? you dont post sh*t about airsoft anymore and all you do is piss us off. Have you also noticed how no-body ever gives two flying fucks about what you have to say? Go back to facebook youre like 12.

  7. Decisions, to stay Full black or change some of my gear to Multicam and black.... O.o

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    2. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      I have full black kit too and i mostly play woodland, no-one seems to care, the kids love it xD

      Hopefully im selling all of my gear (except a couple things) for my new loadout if your interested in anything, ill drop you some photos??

    3. Lambster

      Lambster

      Sounds good to me. My gear is too bulky. Need something a little more light weight

    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Yeah this stuff is slim and light so you havent got much to worry about!

  8. very tempted to sign up for the Air Corps. who wouldnt want to fly gunner/pilot in helicopters for 50-60k a year?!?!

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    2. jcheeseright

      jcheeseright

      I should really caveat this with the statement that my knowledge and experience is largely Royal Navy and Royal Marines biased but that I do have a fair amount of daily interaction with the Army Air Corps (mongs, the lot of them). If in any confusion at all contact your local Armed Forces Career Office who will be entirely happy to help.

    3. AirsoftTed

      AirsoftTed

      Oh my bad, thanks for correcting me Cheese!

    4. Moose87

      Moose87

      i second aac are mongs. in the army chopper pilots must be a certain height and weight with a certain arm length. if you join as an officer you have to interview for corps and regiments AFTER you start training. the mostbhigly regarded positions are AAC and royal engineers. also recruitment offices lie worse than a cheap whore. ask any soldier. i have recently left army so can answer some Qs you have

  9. finally have Arma 2 aswell as arma 3, loving overpoch! :3

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    2. Lozart

      Lozart

      Sounds like it lacks a proper graphics processor then. The rest of it should be fine. That's always the problem with laptops to be honest, hence I always have a desktop for gaming!

    3. DEDSEC

      DEDSEC

      That and it overheats like a inferno.

    4. Zak Da Mack

      Zak Da Mack

      You have the same RAM and processor as my laptop. I can run Arma on lowest graphics and smallest resolution. get a cooling pad, it helps greatly for me, I used to overheat a lot.

       

      Cap'n, what's ur steam name?

  10. I think you ladies need to see this. http://www.battlefield.com/

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    2. Esoterick

      Esoterick

      Well I guess it couldn't be much more broken than BF4

    3. AirsoftTed

      AirsoftTed

      Personally I thought battlefield died after bf2... Everything after that didnt have the same feeling for me

    4. Esoterick

      Esoterick

      I'd still consider 1942, BF2 and 2142 to be the best in the series. It has kinda gone downhill after that, although I still enjoy the newer games. Just not as much.

  11. f*cking hell, the Zeroin Fagmins strike again. I got a 2 day ban for mentioning 'Component Shop' because i was selling a battery. Absolute joke.

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    2. Esoterick

      Esoterick

      I agree Ed, I don't like the way they conduct business at all so I won't ever give them my money. Unfortunately a lot of people seem to opt for what is easy, even if it allows companies to get away with murder. I'm willing to pay more money if I get good service.

       

      I'd go as far as to say we shouldn't recommend them to new players because they are likely to be f*cked if their gun breaks(Plus if they will take your gun back you pay for postage which I don't thi...

    3. Esoterick

      Esoterick

      ..nk they are allowed to)

       

      It goes without saying this is just my opinion though, people can do what they like after all.

    4. M_P

      M_P

      Thats why they get away with it, people make a fuss about them, then go and drop £100 on them.

  12. So i have literally just witnessed an armed police officer at London Paddington Station carrying a fricking HK416 with a magpul ctr stock and an RVG foregrip..... No word of a lie.

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    2. NickM

      NickM

      And packed with people, way too easy to hit a bystander.

    3. TacMaster

      TacMaster

      Not necessarily- last time I was at Gatwick there was barely anyone on the way to the gates, and this was in holiday season- but this isn't worth arguing over :)

    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      If only there was a disused airport, airsoft paradise....

  13. Last time i ever buy computer parts form novatech, piss take.

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    2. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      my problem is those live chat people are bastards and close the chat before you even think to save it or take screen shots

    3. Lozart

      Lozart

      Sod live chat. Ring Portsmouth and demand to speak to someone about it. Unfortunately I only have B2B names otherwise I'd let you have them.

    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Hahaha cheers mate, im gunna give them a call sunday so they can arrange a pick up on my day off monday.

  14. Hmmm, I already have a rubber knife, but I want to spice things up for my next pistols, shotguns and knives day... Now do I get a cold steel rubber tomahawk or a foam minecraft pick axe for the lols? xD

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    2. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      BLACK MESA KIT?! I want to see that....

    3. Tariq

      Tariq

      Been completed for a while apart from crowbar. , just no pics. Will try get my brother to take some tomorrow.

    4. Tariq

      Tariq

      Check the loadout pic thread ;)

  15. so i have around £250 and im thinking of investing in a new gun, but literally have no idea what to get D:

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    2. Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies

      Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies

      PAS have G&G GF85s (FN FNC/Swedish AK5) for about 230 quid,if you;re looking for something a bit different. GHK G5 I can heartily reccomend. Kicks like a mule and top notch gas efficiancy

    3. b1n0gHo5t
    4. Airsoft_Mr B

      Airsoft_Mr B

      Summut that ain't a SCAR or AR platform since you got a SCAF already? Idk if you like AKs or owt?

  16. Okay I am a complete n00b with AEG gearboxes and internals so this will probably be a stupid question: what's the difference between speed and torque in gears/pistons/motors/etc??

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    2. Tariq

      Tariq

      Fast rate of fire for CQB? Surely it's single shot for CQB, and you want trigger responce not ROF.

    3. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      nope, my local and UCAP Bunker (about 30 mins drive away) allow full auto as long as we dont use box mags and dont "spray and pray"

      god, too many people telling me different things. so what do i get >.<

    4. Russe11

      Russe11

      get a high speed motor if you want ROF. Torque shouldn't be a big problem unless you put a more powerful spring in.

      ROF and trigger response are linked, the faster the ROF, the lower the time between pulling the trigger and the 1st BB exiting the gun.

      If you want a better answer start a thread, then you will get the sensible ppl telling you what to do, not just use guys :D

  17. So a lucky bastard of a friend man ganged to win himself a marui glock at our local site's competition, I cannot remember what model he said it was but he asked me what external and internal upgrades I would recommend to him. I have freaking clue as my one is a WE and its already upgraded, help?

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    2. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      It's fine guys, he's ordered a pdi tightbore barrel, a stainless outer barrel, he's fitted 'night sights' and a 50rnd extended mag and wants to keep it like that for the minute

    3. proffrink

      proffrink

      Watch him destroy his slide on that stainless outer barrel :D - how much did he spend on the night sights?

    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Hahaha! No clue buddy, sorry

  18. Heard the greatest quote from a 12 year old at a skirmish sunday: "TM is just expensive chinese sh*t, my PTW (Which was clearly a g&g cm16) can outfire and outrange them anyday."

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    2. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      i just cannot get over the chap saying his G&G gun was a PTW :')

    3. TacMaster

      TacMaster

      Bless his little socks, was probably his first proper AEG

    4. Lord_Metile

      Lord_Metile

      He's a big kid now. He has big kid socks.

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    2. M_P

      M_P

      Then give it a few weeks till it's over here and get one :P

    3. Shinobi
    4. TacMaster

      TacMaster

      That's meant to be a Sig??? Sorry, I couldn't see under all the crap they've put on it

  19. I don't mean to sound hypercritical here and I apologise if I do, but am I the only person who gets really annoyed with young people joining this forum thinking they know everything about airsoft yet half their gear is two tone crap and from just BB guns? -_-

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    2. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      Yours isn't cheap! Plus you've upgraded yours, these noobs can't even afford it and think the £30 gun will be good :/

    3. Zak Da Mack

      Zak Da Mack

      I was only joking mate xD Besides it was pretty cheap for a sniper. I only get annoyed with snipers if they think they know everything. Those cocky ones that no one likes.

    4. CaptainDumbass
  20. AK47Frizzle, I'm calling you out bro. Xsite Airsoft, Lane End. June 29th, be there or be square ◼

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    2. TPI

      TPI

      What did i Miss i've been on holiday for 2 weeks?

    3. TacMaster

      TacMaster

      ummm- our 7000th member joined, frizzle got cocky so the captain's challenged him to a duel and we had an in-depth discussion about GMR's stupidity and why they got banned from most milsim sites in the USA

    4. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      This is brilliant! xD

  21. Best mosfet for under £30?!

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    2. Ian_Gere

      Ian_Gere

      +1 to airfet also / i have one in Morena and she runs lovely on it

    3. Ian_Gere

      Ian_Gere

      actually thinking about it, its an AB in Morena but by the same bloke who makes the simple airfet

    4. Sitting Duck

      Sitting Duck

      Even though I have bought a load of 3034's to make my own, I thought I give this a go for tenner - not sure how brilliant it will be but it will be going through hell when it arrives

      http://www.f-storm.com/electronics/mosfet-switch.html

      guy seems to know a few things too and diode + fuse - ahh wtf I will give it a go

  22. Finally have £600 under my belt, now what to spend it on? :D

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    2. Monty

      Monty

      You should check out the Marui Mp7 AEP, it's pretty good for CQB. Plus you could buy a few batteries and magazines.

    3. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      I liked the look of the gbb variant to be honest!

    4. Monty

      Monty

      Same. Plus it's got really good kick.

  23. Just hasn't been my day, first my g&p 552 gets shot up to sh*t (no way of repairing that...) then my £40 ultrafire flashlight.. (Can't find spare lenses) and then the battery pins in my scar stock broke costing me £15 and half a day of going shotgun only... For f*ck sake -_-

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    2. Monty

      Monty

      You can get a metal slide for it, plus they don't cool down easily.

    3. Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies

      Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies

      TMs and metal slides do not go well easily. gas efficiency goes out the window.

    4. Tariq

      Tariq

      KWA glock is pretty old. Nice, but they've replaced it with the ATP now. I have one and its brilliant. There is also an Auto version (G18) out soon.

  24. Why does ww2 airsoft suddenly appeal to me? http://www.taiwangun.com/en/sr-41-ebb-gen-3-src

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    2. Russe11

      Russe11

      Join me on the dark side :)

      Muahaha etc.

      It's almost as sexy as my next intended purchase: http://www.evike.com/products/41725/

    3. CaptainDumbass

      CaptainDumbass

      After playing way too much Altis Life, i have created a Post apocalyptic loadout i will try and recreate one day!

      pictures to follow

    4. Russe11

      Russe11

      Seriously though, you should really try WW2 airsoft. It's a lot more immersive than normal airsoft. Theres an entry level game coming up at Combat South http://www.ww2airsoft.org.uk/php/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=264&sid=bc3704de62e41b307ab9ef5047cb3ac9

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