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  1. This from my seven year old grandson

     

    How do you make two coins add up to 15 pence? Oh and one of them can't be a 5 pence.

     

    Answers below.....

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Haha well back when I were a kid if you were lucky you got a silver sixpence in your bit of Christmas pud. 

      If you were unlucky though you got a broken tooth 😂

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  2. This from my seven year old grandson

     

    How do you make two coins add up to 15 pence? Oh and one of them can't be a 5 pence.

     

    Answers below.....

  3. This from my seven year old grandson

     

    How do you make two coins add up to 15 pence? Oh and one of them can't be a 5 pence.

     

    Answers below.....

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Correct smart arse lol.

       

      There was steam coming out of my ears and my head started hurting before he gave me the answer. Little git 😂😂

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  4. Anyone got any links to cheap torches with remote switch?

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      They have a well used classified section here. 😉

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  5. Pissed off big time!

    Just been sorting my rig,filling mags,charging tracers and cleaning barrels ready for Saturday's game at z mart Newbury.

    Damnit very nearly had it all ready by front door!

     

    Just got email from ukapu that z mart,for reasons unknown as yet,are unable to cater for us.☹️

     

    I was really looking forward to going.

     

    I'm so pissed off that I'm considering going out and buying a cat so I can kick it!

    ☹️☹️☹️

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      No need to apologise mate but thanks.

      I guess a lot of people were disappointed not just me.

      I've had me tantrum and Mrs Shamal sent me to bed early last night 😂

      I feel sorry for David having to send out the emails☹️

       

      Regards 

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  6. Pissed off big time!

    Just been sorting my rig,filling mags,charging tracers and cleaning barrels ready for Saturday's game at z mart Newbury.

    Damnit very nearly had it all ready by front door!

     

    Just got email from ukapu that z mart,for reasons unknown as yet,are unable to cater for us.☹️

     

    I was really looking forward to going.

     

    I'm so pissed off that I'm considering going out and buying a cat so I can kick it!

    ☹️☹️☹️

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Hi @Blackadder

      Thanks for the info.👍

      I think I will see if ucap are running a Sunday game down the bunkers. All my mags have tracers in now lol.

      Thanks bud🙂

       

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  7. Pissed off big time!

    Just been sorting my rig,filling mags,charging tracers and cleaning barrels ready for Saturday's game at z mart Newbury.

    Damnit very nearly had it all ready by front door!

     

    Just got email from ukapu that z mart,for reasons unknown as yet,are unable to cater for us.☹️

     

    I was really looking forward to going.

     

    I'm so pissed off that I'm considering going out and buying a cat so I can kick it!

    ☹️☹️☹️

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Well just heard that z mart don't think it's commercially viable to run a game day with the numbers involved but apparently they were informed regarding the expectation of number of attendees.

      But to cancel at this stage left ukapu with no chance to organise another venue.

      I would have been happy to have paid another tenner.

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  8. HELP! I've lost the spring for the top side BB catch thing(?) on one of my PMAGs. Where can I get a replacement?

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Try the spring from a lighter.

      A gas lighter that has a flint wheel.

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  9. Sat with my mrs and watched the film La La Land again last night

    There were moments it brought me to tears

    I think my periods due

  10. I've got an invite to the ukapu game day and AGM at z mart Newbury.

    Are any forum members going?

    I've never been there but looking at the website gallery it seems to be quite a challenging venue.

    Are there any regular players that can give any advice?

    I also get the impression from the in game pics that it's maybe a speed soft type of play?

     

    Anyway maybe see you there🙂👍

    Regards 

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Hey @Madhouse thanks for putting that info up👍

       

      I shall have to ask wifey for some more pocket money to feed the thieving parking machine lol.

       

      Yeah so not far to walk then which is good.

      Thanks🙂

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  11. I've got an invite to the ukapu game day and AGM at z mart Newbury.

    Are any forum members going?

    I've never been there but looking at the website gallery it seems to be quite a challenging venue.

    Are there any regular players that can give any advice?

    I also get the impression from the in game pics that it's maybe a speed soft type of play?

     

    Anyway maybe see you there🙂👍

    Regards 

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      I hope it's not far,I've got a bloody heavy range bag and two gun rifle bag.lol

       

      Yeah hopefully it won't be stupid parking fee☹️

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  12. I've got an invite to the ukapu game day and AGM at z mart Newbury.

    Are any forum members going?

    I've never been there but looking at the website gallery it seems to be quite a challenging venue.

    Are there any regular players that can give any advice?

    I also get the impression from the in game pics that it's maybe a speed soft type of play?

     

    Anyway maybe see you there🙂👍

    Regards 

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      @Madhouse

      Hi fella👋

      Thanks for info,much appreciated 🙂

       

      I have done a bit of cqb in the past. Respawn behind curtain and count to twenty lol.

      I guess the ucap bunkers are a type of cqb but longer distances.

       

      Haha that's a good game for the kids to play...join the dots lol.

      I'm the original bb super magnet,they will find me 😂

       

      The way you have described it sounds great so looking forward to the game day.

       

      I have plenty of weapon lights and tracers cause they are a must in the tunnels

       

      Cheers for the insight though.👍

       

      Oh yeah what's the deal with parking?

       

      Regards 

       

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  13. I've got an invite to the ukapu game day and AGM at z mart Newbury.

    Are any forum members going?

    I've never been there but looking at the website gallery it seems to be quite a challenging venue.

    Are there any regular players that can give any advice?

    I also get the impression from the in game pics that it's maybe a speed soft type of play?

     

    Anyway maybe see you there🙂👍

    Regards 

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      @EDcase

      Sorry to hear you've not been yourself mate. Hope you perk up soon. 😉

       

      Yes cqb I'm fine with but I'm more slow soft than speed soft lol.

       

      Yes I'll post up after game👍

       

      Regards 

       

       

       

       

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  14. Would you not be better employed being trapped down a well suffering a slow death?

  15. If I put someone on my ignore list, why do their posts still show up on the activity list? Seems like I wasted 20 seconds putting someone on there!

  16. Have a wonderful Christmas day everyone, and all the best for the New Year!

  17. You know things are bad when peanuts aren't peanuts anymore.

    Mrs Shamal bought a 250gm bag of dry roasted KP nuts today. £5 fucking 50p?

     

    Oh well at least we will have something for Xmas dinner. Lol 

     

     

     

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      It would have been a local garage in waterlooville.

      Yeah bloody nuts I know.

      I don't know if I should eat them or frame them 😉

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  18. I'm back. Glad to see nothing has changed too much. Howdy 🤠

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Hi and welcome back bud 👍

       

      Where have you been?

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  19. Last S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S. game of the year this weekend.  The lad is working.  Mrs TPH has an old school friend over from overseas.  I'm being pulled about in the local hospital.  

     

    Bloody gutted!

     

    Looked forward to this for months.  

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Crikey mate.

      That sound like a messy procedure. Bloody Gutted.It must be serious. Best of luck.😉

       

      Bad news about missing the game though ☹️

  20. Got some Smashing Pumpkins tickets!

    Knew I put the boy on an O2 contract for a reason.

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      What??

      You have to have tickets now to smash pumpkins? 

      Used to do it for free after Halloween.

      Times have changed☹️😉

  21. Best P226 out there?

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      TM.

      Had mine for years and have never messed with it.clean and lube it once in a while if I'm bored.mags have never failed me either.

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  22. Just thought I would pass on a couple of tips for falling asleep in an armchair.

     

    1 Be old

    2 Sit in armchair.

     

    😕

  23. Enjoying the stars and a few ciders at Cajun Chicken.   Great weekend so far.

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Swine! 

      I hate it when people are enjoying themselves and I'm not!

      😂

       

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  24. SkyRC S65. It beeps when its finished charging! Nice.

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      My b6 plays a little triplet.

      Bit like a Makita(🤮)charger.

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  25. Well this is rare. Only the eldest has footie tomorrow, so Mrs M is covering that and I’m off to RIFT in Abingdon for the day with a mate from work.

    Gonna be decent weather too!

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      Winner winner chicken dinner 🙂

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