John_W

Sound of Music on again. Don't know how many times I've watched it. Must be 16 going on 17.

An old Finnish joke about the Winter War:
 
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road, when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians." Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!" The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought... Then silence. Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them!"

Binfluencer (noun): Person who puts the right bin out on the right day, letting everyone else on the street know which bin to take out.
 
Particularly useful over Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is.

Decided, for the first time, to try the January sales and it's doing my head in!
 
Went to Boots, they don't sell boots..
Went to Currys, they don't sell curry..
Went to Selfridges, they don't sell fridges..
 
As for Virgin Megastore, what a let down that was!

Oh dear, guilty m'lud.

Can I choose who fucks me?   Always a been a tad partial to Scarlett Johansson, tbqh

Late to the party but I can't help feeling your first mistake was watching or listening to airsoft youtubers.......
 
There's some good tech channels but the majority of airsoft youtube content is absolute chud.

Mental retardation?

Still got all my WA pistol's, several have been blessed by St. Matt 

Well my Mum is actually "Chief Inspector of Words", She's done 5 operational tours of Oxford, and was "Head Wizard of Lightbulb Moments" at the Dictionary Factory and she says its Kaburn, so..... 🤷‍♂️
 
 

Ah yes.
The days when we all wore surplus DPM, Western Arms made the best pistols (especially when tuned by Matt Dean) and Airsoft Dynamics were still trading.

Ah yes.
The days when we all wore surplus DPM, Western Arms made the best pistols (especially when tuned by Matt Dean) and Airsoft Dynamics were still trading.

Ah yes.
The days when we all wore surplus DPM, Western Arms made the best pistols (especially when tuned by Matt Dean) and Airsoft Dynamics were still trading.

Ah yes.
The days when we all wore surplus DPM, Western Arms made the best pistols (especially when tuned by Matt Dean) and Airsoft Dynamics were still trading.

No, See Burn....
 

Ahhh... Rogue Spear. Those were the days. Preferred Raven Shield personally but yeah, good times.

Are we going to get wound up about how people pronounce Recce and CBRN as well?

Asks the man considering HPAing a TM pistol 😄. Short answer no, long answer hell no. Bring back the world of nicads and the only 2 aeg options were TM or classic army. Ok maybe there's some good stuff that's come to light in more recent years but it ain't all good.

Yes & no, fets, sound generators, tracers, smoke generators, various options for recoil, hpa, wanker guns, the list is seemingly endless. 
Or, you could run a bog standard aeg with technology more than 25 years old, & still dominate the battlefield. 
Works for me 😁
 
 
 
 
(sometimes lol😏) 

100%. And also the four Christian evangelists are famously only ever referred to as being Matthew, M-K, Luke, and John!

By the same logic, does that mean that if you s**t yourself, you've got skid "M-Ks"? 

I've barely ever heard anyone in a video pronounce Salomon correctly.
 
The one that really gets me (and this has been going on for at least 10 years) is the blatant global lie that is the use of the word polymer to somehow mean something different to plastic.  'Oh this is polymer, not just plastic'... get fucked.

Clearly Mk. was abbreviated not for speaking but for writing, or stamping perhaps.
DNA is abbreviated for both I'd hazard and so no one has to pronounce it.
People say e t c. L o l. and allsorts nowadays...

Because all airsoft youtubers are total wankpuffins who should have been strangled at birth .

Wait, you guys aren’t calling it a SOCOM?