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You could have picked a better picture😂 I’m all up for the banter in here though, makes the day go a bit quicker💪🏼 I shall all revise my listing and keep everybody happy🥰 in the meantime stop massaging my ego I know I know. but chucking teddies is fun?

Got more than anger issues🤦🏻‍♂️

You really are amazing🥰

Hopefully that goes for everyone else that’s decided to be knob then?? Look a bit closer to home👍

The only early one was you judging by those deformities The same place as where they measured your cock mate😂

It was clearly an error😂 but if you’ve managed to climax over it I’m happy. Just leave some for your old man to gobble👍

Bait as fuck😂

😂😂 cheerio mate Where on earth does it say £500? You absolute haemorrhoid. FUCKING RETARD MATE😂 Bye bye👋

Maybe you can understand this........ You are a mong, to the highest degree

Anyway I’m off to rip people off with my overpriced junk, thanks for the attention dickheads💪🏼

Good god you’re one boring twat👋

Thanks for clearing that up Dad😂 Fine, fine😂

And the spelling is on point I see🤦🏻‍♂️ “Brief”

Not if it’s mechanically lockable you fucking quiff, which it is😂 Don’t tell me what I do and don’t have by sitting behind a phone screen. Absolute flid😂

Full retail? Are you a mong or something😂 you can pick it here up for £200ish new, considering the upgrades and accessories etc it’s worth £400 all day long. Stop getting your jollies off on a public forum