Tackle

^^ Or "I won it in a giveaway"

also - the reply to "how much did that cost?" is ALWAYS "£30".

The lack of response is telling.

Ban hammer applied to both accounts

After reading Tackles post ;

I'm sure he will now teach angels to strike first in self defense, based on some D.U.S.T. or Master Ameriken ultra sikrit ninja technique.

Lol, that's when shit gets silly, a glaswegian mate felt it was his national duty to always be the the most pissed person on nights out...... Until one night he collapsed blind drunk, totally unconscious, when people tried to get him up, he proceeded to piss & shit himself, an off duty nurse present deemed him at risk so an ambulance was called, while we waited for it another lad collapsed, falling forward & breaking his nose. 
They both got stick for a long time afterwards. 
Happy times lol🤮

An "educated" guess, I'd say 1/4 Morgans to 3/4 diet coke, not extreme but I'm not much of a drinker since pancreatitis nearly killed me 8 years ago, not caused by boozing but still leaves you with a long term issue in processing alcohol. 
What can I say, I'm a cheap date 😘

Lol, that's when shit gets silly, a glaswegian mate felt it was his national duty to always be the the most pissed person on nights out...... Until one night he collapsed blind drunk, totally unconscious, when people tried to get him up, he proceeded to piss & shit himself, an off duty nurse present deemed him at risk so an ambulance was called, while we waited for it another lad collapsed, falling forward & breaking his nose. 
They both got stick for a long time afterwards. 
Happy times lol🤮

Hope they didn't slip you something else after you downed it.🤣🤣

Lol, that's when shit gets silly, a glaswegian mate felt it was his national duty to always be the the most pissed person on nights out...... Until one night he collapsed blind drunk, totally unconscious, when people tried to get him up, he proceeded to piss & shit himself, an off duty nurse present deemed him at risk so an ambulance was called, while we waited for it another lad collapsed, falling forward & breaking his nose. 
They both got stick for a long time afterwards. 
Happy times lol🤮

reminds me when I went out with my mates for my 18th
 
at a mates before we went out he got me a pint of what looked like orange juice. turns out it was 3/4 vodka with 1/4 orange just to give it some color 😙

how much morgans to coke ratio we talking?

I’m sure if we all gofundme the P&P he’ll sell it too you ? 😈

It's happened again, nice looking Aug at a good price, the only thing that saved me from myself is that it's collection only from Dorset, thank fuck for that 🤤

I’m bollox’ed when it comes to that argument as my mrs isn’t interested in any of the ‘lady things’ like bags/clothes/shoes/etc etc about the only thing that she can’t resist are boots BUT even then I can’t use that excuse as she scours the net looking for mega bargains as she hates spending full price AND so she can have smug face with the girls in work ! 🤦‍♂️
so yup I’m flucked ! 😭

Yeah, cos it's not like our "significant others" ever tell us what they really paid for the latest must have shoes/bag/coat etc 😤

Yeah, cos it's not like our "significant others" ever tell us what they really paid for the latest must have shoes/bag/coat etc 😤

Have you got a missus?  We can rat you out every time you try and buy something.
 
With the real prices.

Only pussies have ‘willpower’ , REAL men have the tensile strength of a wet poundland tissue and buckle at the first hint of something ✨shiny ✨ !😍

I wish I'd been told to fuck off ages ago when I had a few thousand more 🤕 In fact, it is criminal for people to continue selling to me at this rate...

Well I went out earlier to get rabbit food but went down pub instead....I really let my hair down 😄
 
Regards 

Pipped me at the post for a gat, Ares g14 to be precise 😭

🖕🏼😜 enjoy, yer old git😢

🖕🏼😜 enjoy, yer old git😢