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Status Updates posted by L3wisD

  1. I'm at Z-Mart this evening. Any other AFUKers there?

    1. AlphaBear


      I had to read that back twice! That should be a patch!

  2. If anyone orders an InvaderGear UBACS, order a size UP. Extra Large my arse 😅

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    2. EvilMonkee


      Fixed this for you:


      'My extra large arse'.


      You seem to have had the words in the wrong order. 😜

    3. Sitting Duck

      Sitting Duck

      Extra Large my arse ???

      exactly how LARGE are we talking here

      We'll use this as a yardstick...


      DO THESEJEANS MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG More at Kinky Thoughts | Meme on ME.ME


      and yeah - that is getting on for 3ft across I reckon

    4. Shamal


      My wife asked me other day "does my bum look big in this?"

      "Yes" I replied "but to be fair it is a small bathroom"!

      She didnt observe minimum engagement distance.redness is just about gone now. I did call my hit though. YEOWW FUCK!!



  3. Having a bit of a kit clear out today. Keep your eye on the classifieds :)

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    2. Albiscuit


      Disappointed you didnt message me about it, you saw I was after one too :( 

    3. L3wisD


      @Albiscuit - Mate I'm sorry :( 

      It didn't cross my mind - but yeah I should have remembered you wanted one :( 

    4. Albiscuit


      No worries. Will get one eventually. Still trying to sort out this bloody hicappa which has never worked

  4. How'd you get on today mate, enjoy it?

    1. Robert James

      Robert James

      It was ok, lots to get used to. Got a bit much at the end with some non hot taking and blind fire with a little hand cannon. Otherwise enjoyed it.

    2. Robert James

      Robert James

      Did win a patch though


  5. Played/Marshalled Z-Mart again tonight. It's much improved from the first day already. Very impressed!

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    2. Robert James

      Robert James

      Are you there tomorrow? 03/10/2020

    3. L3wisD


      @Robert James I'm not I'm afraid. I'll probably be there most Thursdays 


      If you're going tomorrow, dress in your best because Dan, the photographer from The Mall is coming out of retirement and is going to be there

    4. Robert James

      Robert James

      Oh great. Ive got 3 mates coming.


  6. Just finished at Z-Mart.

    It is gooood

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    2. Robert James

      Robert James

      @Lozart ah i didnt know there was a video on fb. Is it on zed page?

    3. Lozart
    4. L3wisD


      Few thoughts here:

      And @Robert James Definitely need a torch. One stairwell in particular is PITCH black. 


  7. That was a lot of spam! - I take it no one wanted to buy Cyanide from the nice man?

    1. Albiscuit


      Annoyed I missed it, could have done with some to slip in someones tea

    2. Skara


      Can we have a dedicated section with a gallery for those who keep missing these individuals? :(

    3. strykerles


      i prefer to kill my enemies with arsenic ☠️


  8. Booking calender for the new Zed site is live!


  9. Please can we keep the "Questions" boxes on classified adverts for actual questions. 

    Post grumbles about prices and/or missing parts in Macks please.

    1. rocketdogbert
    2. DestrO


      @rocketdogbertsoon as i saw this i knew it was because of your arse ;) 

    3. rocketdogbert


      Interesting that @Damo74 hasn’t answered my legitimate questions 🤷🏼‍♂️

  10. Hi Damo,


    Please can you stop listing your things multiple times in the classifieds after only a few days.

    Adverts run for 7 days, and you can Renew them after that.

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    2. Damo74


      I’ve 10 people messaging me wanting the gun so didn’t see the question. 

    3. rocketdogbert


      Glad your offered “discounts” are working 👍🏻

    4. Damo74


      All good

  11. Currently defending the honour of AFUK in the gulag at Red Alert in Newbury



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    2. Talltom
    3. L3wisD


      It really was cool. Pistols only. Best of three. Was great fun!

    4. Sneaky


      I can't wait to try it when I next go.

  12. Mr. Glennie is up to his old tricks again - please don't deal with 1911Nut.

    1. Gepard


      Good shout L3wisD!

  13. Payday yesterday = buy airsoft things

    Wasps nest in my garden= lol guess again £72 on pest control

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    2. strykerles


      If you don't tell a wasp to fuck off are you even british??? 😂

    3. Skara


      They're speedsofters in disguise..

    4. Musica


      Maybe I will try speedsoft if I can meet people like this



  14. Has anyone dealt with "dmobezz" in the classifieds?

    Please send me a PM if you have.

  15. I'd like to apologise for bringing shame to the forum




    I'll be sure to commit seppuku on my bendy training knife 😢

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    2. Steveocee


      Time for a v3 I think.

    3. rocketdogbert


      You missed out, think of all the dummy feedback ratings you could have added, only £1 a go 🤦‍♂️

    4. Jedi_Master


      Muppets everywhere. But then so many people fail to understand humour or sarcasm.  I blame the universities and media. At least you did not upset his/her/its feelings, otherwise you would be in real trouble.

  16. Gunman is opening next month!

    Airsoft is back!! 🥰

  17. If you're trying to get hold of @Cr0-Magnon - he's having trouble with his account, he's not ignoring you!

  18. Nobody wanted suppositories then, based on the number of reports lol.

    1. EvilMonkee


      To quote Renton in Trainspotting "I may as well have stuck them up me arse for all the good they hae done me"

  19. The Action Army AAP-01 is only £61 on WGC (pre-shipping and import fees). Well cheap!

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    2. rocketdogbert


      They must mean this, adjust the hop through the ejection port rather than take the slide off.

      Utter bollox if you ask me, a complete pain in the arse on the TM G19, and so quick to get the slide off without tools, what’s the point? It’s not like you need to change your hop in the fly




    3. Skara


      Is it confirmed to be the final price?

      Because I fear it's going to be much higher :( shipping + import not included obviously

    4. Cr0-Magnon


      @rocketdogbert - 100% agree. That's the one thing I don't like about the Marui G19

  20. Excited to let you all meet the new Specna Arms Edge 2.0 H-Series!



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    2. ak2m4


      I saw that picture as well but I'm not 100% sure if that's the one that comes with 2.0 or that's just a promo pic.  Looks like chrome plating to me similar to Lonex, only seen 1 Chinese company selling similar but the quality wasn't as nice as the Lonex so I didn't get any.  Surely if it did come with a new gearbox shell they would advertise it as one of the cool new features?

    3. Sitting Duck

      Sitting Duck

      They just chucked a little bro Titan/ASTER into their EDGE/Orion boxes - previously with X-ASR & call it EDGE 2.0 I would say


      Being that the basic ASR or X-ASR is like say £20

      & ASTER is £60 - or £40 more


      Then look at the price of X-ASR guns compared to some of the ASTER ones

      that is a tempting offer for a whistley gun on its own


      then look at other EDGE 2.0 guns....




      and for just a fraction more you get a sexier 416 type too

      I reckon this might sell out soon at that price as it offers quite a bit fancy bang for your buck

    4. ak2m4


      I would have thought they would be upgrading the gears as well.  Those stock chinese metal injection molded ones don't take too kindly to a beast of a 22TPA motor. 


  21. Took my mates SRS out for a game yesterday. What a beast of a gun that is



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    2. Rogerborg


      So, are you saying this is better than the Specna Arms SA-S03 M40A5?

    3. L3wisD


      Hah! I'll be able to tell you later this week. My own personal SA-S03 is arriving any day now! 😁

    4. Steveocee


      Join the dark side 😈
      I love mine, had similar setup but the front vertical grip was a bit of a stretch for my T-Rex arms so I've gone GSPEC, takes the weapon to a whole new level!

  22. Need help with a payday conundrum! 


    Do I get:
    2nd Hand Marui Biohazard Albert.W.Model 01P (new condition)


    Brand new Marui Hi-capa 4.3


    •Brand New Marui M9A1

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    2. rocketdogbert


      FNX are awesome, but also  rather large lol

    3. L3wisD


      FNX is too big for my Jeremy Beadle hands 😂

    4. AlphaBear


      Get a Prince Albert!. You know you want to. I mean the Biohazard Albert 🤣

  23. Please don't make a thread to advertise your gun.

    We have a very comprehensive classifieds section for that very purpose



    1. Steveocee
    2. Rogerborg





  24. @Spudude @Asomodai @TobyPent @GeorgePlaysAirsoft


    Your parcels have been sent today.

    I wanted to do it yesterday, but the boss called in sick so I was Manning the business on my tod, so lunch break was cancelled!









    Be with you soon :)

    1. Asomodai


      Ta that's a big motor 😛

    2. Spudude
  25. Anyone tried the new Cyma AEPs with the mosfet and lipo?

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    2. Steveocee




      It looks to be anything in the AEP range with an "S" after it.

      Not so sure about it being a built in battery though, if it ever swells or dies then it's RIF dead, removable of course you can swap it out.

    3. Skara



      They surely look interesting, I agree on the built in battery being a bit of a bitch in case of failure, but I think a small connector of some sort would solve the issue.

      Also, it's €60 and change.


      I now want one to meme around...

    4. Rogerborg


      Eh, snippy-snip and some mini-Deans takes care of the battery concerns.


      I will say that using a 7.4V 300mAh 35C/70C battery in my CYMA AEP (even with a JST connector and no MOSFET) made the trigger response a lot snappier.  So, yes, provisionally approved.


      At the end of the day though, you've still got a bulky ~200fps pistol without that GBB grin factor.

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