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I've bought in Bulk

I did get some.

Made the wifes eyes water but she said it was a very sweet surprise!😉

😵‍💫

Oooh so tempting! G19 is a little small for my hands 

The TV did not go on the blink, I did not choke on the Turkey bones, and the xmas tree did not fall down. So a successfull Winter festival.

Yes a good day yesterday. 

Can't wait for the next one 

Best wishes to all.

Family didn't kill each other, food was lovely, nothing burned or broke so yep it was good one.

But the year isn't finished yet...

Hi fella welcome back.

Did you see @MiKor @GenuineGermanon your travels?

Saveee usss fromm the botssss 🤖

13 hours ago, Rogerborg said:

We could execute the million most verminous inhabitants of the UK, and not one single thing of value would be lost.

Oh ffs

If the community needs a jaded as fuck OG airsofter with a zero tolerance for assholes and HPA users. 

Hobbies come and go, some of the people you meet stay for longer.

Don't be a stranger (oh the irony...)

Definitely keep a bit of kit back for when you get an Airsoft itch that needs scratching.

That’ll teach you not go on holiday then won’t it ? 😈😂😂

Thats what credit cards are for.... ALso deosnt PB use Klarna  

Action Hobbies have the kit for £200 ....All you then need is a secondhand Thompson

Like "favours"?

I cant send jellybeans as payment anymore? DAYUM!!

I can pay with my body if thats acceptable.Im not cheap though so no chancers! An i don't give change!

🤭

Regards 

P.s no smutty replies.Im high class. 😉

Regards 

did we figure out what he was trying to sell?

because i still dont know

does the bot have a sister? 🙂

Should've let them. Always wanted to meet a spam bot in person

Book a skirmish - do it - see how you feel after . I’m sure your mojo will be back ......

......if not , can I have your stuff?

😉

I agree with blackadder - go play and see how you feel.

I played my first game day in over a year yesterday, at Fort Wood in Leicestershire. I definitely feel a lot better for it, and I'm probably going to play more often now than I ever have before.

I do want to get back , to get playing again and to see my airsoft buds more than anything but equally I can’t help thinking first few wks back are just going to be one clusterfuck after another due to the fact everyone IS SO keen to get back and start playing again that the gameplay/rule following/common sense/etc is just going to fly out the window ?

Thanks for the report after this, the scammer you pointed out actually had made TWO accounts - they've both been blasted by the Virtual 40Mike

Maybe you can get one from HK somewhere?

But think of all the sovereignty you now have instead....

What are the FPS and RoF of the sovereignty?

Is it easy to get upgrade parts for it?

Done & shout out for Luke also

I could feel myself getting triggered there was no trans/non-binary player award - oh well maybe next year I might get nominated

@Sitting Duck I identify as a fat knackered Welshman , where’s my p**sing players award ! 🤬🤬🤬

my hands up high 😂 wanted to swap for an ad i had up back in 2018

@sharpe could you do me a favour and report that pm please?

It's the little flag icon in the top corner

all done

@BeggarsBeleifUsing the same email domain and same region, so pretty easy in the end.

Already implemented the policy of lower message allowances for new accounts as of last night. Post to come today about this.

Nice one

I don’t know why I find it slightly funny to be messaged by bots asking for sex 😂

I was scammed by a bot looking for sex...

I thought I was going to hook up with her...

but instead I got scammed by this bastid...

nicked my wallet & drank all my beer & oil

be careful chaps

Not even a bot wants to have sex with me. I feel sad

That's a good price but "Was £369.99".....I'm sure most places sell them £299 - £325 ordinarily.

they sold out quickly too

They are sold out again

Do I need one? I mean it’s not a TM. What good is that? 😂

Sold out in a few hours, annoyed I paid more than retail for one, but my ukara has run out so not too bad. 

I had to read that back twice! That should be a patch!

Fixed this for you:

'My extra large arse'.

You seem to have had the words in the wrong order. 😜

Extra Large my arse ???

exactly how LARGE are we talking here

We'll use this as a yardstick...

and yeah - that is getting on for 3ft across I reckon

My wife asked me other day "does my bum look big in this?"

"Yes" I replied "but to be fair it is a small bathroom"!

She didnt observe minimum engagement distance.redness is just about gone now. I did call my hit though. YEOWW FUCK!!

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Regards 

Disappointed you didnt message me about it, you saw I was after one too  

@Albiscuit - Mate I'm sorry  

It didn't cross my mind - but yeah I should have remembered you wanted one  

No worries. Will get one eventually. Still trying to sort out this bloody hicappa which has never worked

It was ok, lots to get used to. Got a bit much at the end with some non hot taking and blind fire with a little hand cannon. Otherwise enjoyed it.

Did win a patch though

Are you there tomorrow? 03/10/2020

@Robert James I'm not I'm afraid. I'll probably be there most Thursdays 

If you're going tomorrow, dress in your best because Dan, the photographer from The Mall is coming out of retirement and is going to be there

Oh great. Ive got 3 mates coming.