Philby21

That's my pet hate too, I hate it when I've got someone screaming in my face "COME ON PUSH UP, GET MOVING, MAKE SOME EFFORT YOU USELESS TUB OF LARD" 
 
I hate Saturday nights with the missus😭

Stay single.
Don't spawn.
Buy all the dumb crap.
This has been a public service announcement on behalf of the big kids party.

Just because……. 😻
 
 

My wife accused me of achieving nothing so I told her, 'Well I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.'
 
'What's that?', she said.
 
'It's a big building with kids in it.'

My wife.asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.......
 
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried.
 
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I was in the SAS, but I can't tell you about it.*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*Suffolk Agricultural Services.

I wallowed in a bath full of creosote today.  
 
Just though I'd treat myself.  

How do you know if someone served in the army?
 
He's gonna tell you.
 
(Based on true story from last Sunday.)

Approximately 30 members of the SAS were involved in the Iranian Embassy siege. So far I've met 1500 of them in pubs

Worst: tough one, there's my Cyma MP5 which never fired right from the day I got it, would work perfectly at home but get to site and it'd fire about once in every 3 or 4 trigger pulls, currently in pieces in a box. Then there was the WE Hi-Capa 5.2R, the one with the meat tenderiser on the front, loved the look of it but just couldn't get on with it in-game, sold to a mate who was really happy with it (odd bloke). There's also my SRC G36C (Gen III) I bought second hand from a mate for £80, boxed, with a load of mags, was pretty good up until the gearbox decided to eat itself.
 
Best: not any easier! There's my Silverback SRS 16" Sport with a few choice upgrades (thank you annual bonus!) which is just incredible. My WE G18C with the "fun switch", Mad Bull hop & Crazy Jet barrel, pretty much the range of an AEG. AEG wise, I adore my Krytac PDW MkII, light, compact and (with a Lonex inner barrel & Prommy purple) insane range and accuracy. Then there's my aforementioned G36C which went through a bit of an internal transformation after it broke, too many tweaks to list, I now run it on 0.3s, I can't wind a hi-cap fast enough to keep up with its rate of fire and it's literally like a laser (especially if I put the tracer on it), it's pretty much a one shot = one kill RIF now, and it's running at around 320fps on 0.2s.
 
I honestly don't know why but a lot of folk don't like to be on the opposing team to me??? 😈

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow

Bought an old Limcat H-bar from someone. Had it and the frame cerakoted to breathe some new life into it.
 
I’m in awe of this colour 👌🏽


I also absolutely wrecked the paintwork on my AA G19. The same guys did a clean camo job on it to make it look new again! Inspired by the hillbilly cerakote that RWA are doing on their latest batches of AA slides.

Currently faffing about trying to recreate My in game Modern Warfare AKS74u .... not 100%, but I'm pretty happy otherwise

Page 2
 
It’s time for the game briefing. Choose one of the following options and then go to that entry.
 
Go right to the front and bat your eyelashes loving at the head Marshall?
Turn to page 503
 
Stand at the back and pick your nose?
Turn to page 16.
 
 
 
 

Book one
 
The Horlicks of Bathtime Fountain
 
To play you will need:
 
2 x 6 sided dice
1 x pencil
1 x paper note pad
 
and
 
Your imagination.
 
Turn to page 1
Page 1
 
Your character. Choose one.
 
The Milsimer
 
 You know the NSN number of all your kit. You have friends, they exist inside you head but at least they talk to you. 
  Most likely to say “But that’s not tactically sound”.
  Your pew pew goes Bang.
 
The Speedster
 
  You can outrun a speeding bb. Or a least you think you can. You had a friend once but they couldn’t keep up.
  Most likely to say “Yeet” or “I need more RPS”.
 Your pew pew goes Zzippppppp!
 
The Sneaky Bastard
 
  You are so stealthy that you didn’t even sign in to the site. You don’t need friends just targets.
  Most likely to say, nothing silence speaks volumes.
 
 Your pew pew goes “ppssst”
 
The DIY tech
 
  You fixed your friends RIF to make it better. May have been best to ask first however.
  Most likely to say “It was okay when I had it”
 
Your pew pew goes “bap whizz clunk”
 
Make a note of which character you are and then roll 2 x 6 sided dice. 
 
Then ignore this number and go to page 2.
 

Was driving the missus’s C30 the other week 😁
 


Handbrake turn into reverse bay park

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

We'll know it's bad if the DFS sale ends! 😂

Overpriced, broken and an ex two tone. That's almost a full house in Mack's bingo
 
 

I'm presuming for LiPo, if so then your best source is going to be (reputable) RC shops, i.e. https://www.modelsport.co.uk/electric/chargers/dual-output/quad-output/built-in-balancer?