Jedi_Master

4.5mm guns that fire metal (steel) BBs are NOT airsoft guns.

4.5mm guns that fire metal (steel) BBs are NOT airsoft guns.

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Merry Christmas to everyone.

I get a lot of PMs asking about some of my experiences with my somewhat esoteric rifles. The person who Pmed me bemoaned the fact that the could barely find anything about the rifle in his message. 
 
 It's such a shame however in response, you type out a large number of words that get's fairly in-depth, gets read and then... nothing for over 10 days.
 
Despite the user being online, reading the PM more then once (The time stamp updates every time it is read) and posting since... nothing.
 
A thanks really does go a long way. Why bother doing it when someone else comes calling otherwise?
 
I'll get off my nelly high horsie and back into my pink fluffy house now.

Visited a new site today. Someone came up and said "15 years ago at Dragon Valley you shot me in the back of the head with an MP5".
 
I feel there should be a statute of limitations on airsoft related injuries I've caused people...

I swear I don't get some people.
 
1st game after the summer break, we invite the infamous cheater club (ye ye why are we inviting them... More people at the field, more targets to shoot at, that's why).
 
TL;DR version is that everything went well until the last 3 games, at that point nobody was calling his hits anymore 😕
Spotted the enemy sniper and dumped about half a flash mag on his forehead (before anyone goes full KM, it was the only thing I could see) from close distance (under 10 metres), only to be shot in the neck by a G18 burst as I closed in on him. Meh, took it and didn't complain, he looked like Jesus Christ with his crown of thorns, 'twas enough for me.
 
 
Last game was surreal though, one guy and I did a super long flank on the enemy defenders until we stumbled upon this girl who was looking the other way (she somehow didn't hear us and we almost missed her entirely), at this point I aim at her butt, flick to semi but the gun doesn't fire, she notices that we are both aiming at her from literally 3 metres, raises her gun but I've already vanished behind cover. My teammate went behind the very tree she was hiding in before she could let the first shot off.
 
She tried to burst my ass but I had switched to the AAP and put 4 rounds in her mask, my teammates pops out of cover and puts another 3 in her side, meanwhile she sweeps the void in a somewhat desperate attempt to hit us as we were on her 3 and 9 o'clock from her position.
 
She calls the hit and rushes to our club's president to call us out because we "blatantly cheated"..
 
Fuck's sake it was going soooooo well

Ultimate loadout
but perhaps too much for peew peew
but deffo bad ass for sure - heck even COVID-19 compatible
 

Plodding along with the leaf crafting tonight, if nothing else it’s nice to find a cheap and relaxing way of engaging with the hobby. If you’re thinking about giving it a go, you absolutely should.
 

Happy July 4th to our American friends, family, and forum members.

I'd like to apologise for bringing shame to the forum
 

 
I'll be sure to commit seppuku on my bendy training knife 😢

If reporting an advert, please add some text for why you are reporting it. My Jedi mind tricks cannot always understand the reason.

Don't care - I found it funny....
 

Thank you for the spammer reporting, now banned.

been using my PEQ boxes as torches while out with walks with kids! (laser not in use, and they dont know it works!)....got to adapt to the situation! haha

tactical hoovering the other days....
 
(Lenser left, surefire right)
 

Happy VE Day.

Happy VE Day.

Happy VE Day.

Happy VE Day.

Happy VE Day.

Happy Star Wars day. May the 4th be with you

Happy Star Wars day. May the 4th be with you