Petrellinkez

You know you've been playing too much airsoft when...

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when someone shouts grenade at the club and you dive onto the floor.

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when you have a pistol attached behind your front door, by your bed, in your kitchen, two feet from the sofa. and one hidden under the toilet.........

 

(friends dont like comming round my place, they know they will get shot at some point.

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when you have a pistol attached behind your front door, by your bed, in your kitchen, two feet from the sofa. and one hidden under the toilet.........

 

(friends dont like comming round my place, they know they will get shot at some point.

 

same, but limited to front/back doors, bedroom and main stairs lol

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when your eating popcorn and bite a bb which was at the bottom of the bag :blink: (true story)

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I've never had BBs in my food before..

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I have to watch where I step in my room to avoid stepping on BBs, it bloody right hurts lol.

 

I keep finding them in my bed and in creases in my clothes and the other day I even found on imbedded in my wall between my TV cabinet and my CD collection, I had no idea how I managed to accidentally fire a shot into my wall, so accurately that it missed everything important to me by literally a fraction of a millimetre lol. I had to literally pry it out of the wall with a knife it was lodged in there so far.

 

Must've been with my gas sniper before I got rid of it.

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When your housemate from 1 floor below you asks why he keeps finding white balls in his room, despite me actually never going in there o_O

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I was just playing CoD 2 over lan with some friends an was actually shouting c'mon I hit you and take you bl**dy hits!

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New one, i just took my pc appart and i found 2 BB's inside my case lodged under my HDD

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Just now I was eating some Weetabix minis (choc-chip version) and while getting the bottom bits out I found a BB

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You pause a film because you wanna check something thats not quite right with the weapons ^_^ (Johnny English in this case)

 

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New one, i just took my pc appart and i found 2 BB's inside my case lodged under my HDD

 

That'll be what's killing my laptop...

 

When your plans for what to do if you win the lottery go into excessive detail about what guns and gear to buy.

When you can't help feeling disappointed that you won't be able to use your airsoft guns in your zombie plan, even though you plan on having the real steel anyway.

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you "range" people walking down the street infront of you

 

you shout clear when you are the first one in a room

 

an old women gives you a funny look in tesco and you drop to one knee and shout contact left

 

you make a small change to hop up and test the result by putting more rounds down range then the entire us army did in the gulf war

 

you start looking at food shopping and thinking that could have been a new tight bore barrel

 

you replace the time lookin at naked ladies on your PC with lookin at gun porn mmmmmmm shiney flash hider ;)

 

you transfter money to pay pal ready for next month gun fix

 

 

 

dam i just scared myself lol ;)

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when your friends ask if you sleep with guns and your reply is "yes but i cant figure out how to actually sleep with them" (:

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When you sit in your room taking guns to pieces, changing the barrel and hop set up and reassembling it hundreds of times in an hour because you keep not seeing any difference in performance and for some reason think that doing it again will help.

 

I swear I use more ammo doing that than skirmishing.

 

In fact, I can guarantee that I use more ammo doing that than skirmishing.

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What you grab a banana and wonder why your pistol magazine won't fit properly..

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when someone mentions cod and you mumble "stupid codsofter".

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