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Jedi_Master reacted to Shamal in Tell Us a Gag. Please!
Lol
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
"Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,
"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”
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Jedi_Master reacted to Shamal in Tell Us a Gag. Please!
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted
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Jedi_Master reacted to Tactical Pith Helmet in Tell Us a Gag. Please!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?" “Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, over 315,000 troops killed or wounded, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”.
“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?
“They haven’t turned up yet”
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Jedi_Master reacted to rj1986 in Wellpro WE-23S Minigun
Mounted version as well now
https://www.taiwangun.com/machine-gun-aeg/we23-h-rotary-minigun-style-replica-well
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Rogerborg in Discrimination.
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The topic has been locked for now. General discussion around the topic of discrimination was fine. There is no need to post the banned player's name (handle) or social media info to identify them.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from gavinkempsell in Discrimination.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Cannonfodder in Discrimination.
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The topic has been locked for now. General discussion around the topic of discrimination was fine. There is no need to post the banned player's name (handle) or social media info to identify them.
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Jedi_Master reacted to ImTriggerHappy in Anyone played the siege project in Stoke?
Thought I would check out the forum as I plan on getting back into airsoft, can't believe people are still arguing about joule creep.
Nice to see nothing changes, bloody airsofters will argue about anything.
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Jedi_Master reacted to Tactical Pith Helmet in Tell Us a Gag. Please!
I won a competition for Heston Blumenthal to cook at my house using only ingredients I had at home.
It was amazing, we had a fantastic Vietnamese coconut curry with lime and coriander foam, mint and teatree jelly, cocoa shea butter sabayon and finished with a frozen lemon and ginseng tea.
In the morning the wife said all her toiletries had gone and one of the cats was missing.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from The_Roach in What guns are needed?
I think this topic has run its course. Having opinions about an idea and discussing them is fine but personal attacks are not helpful or really necessary.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from BigAl in What guns are needed?
I think this topic has run its course. Having opinions about an idea and discussing them is fine but personal attacks are not helpful or really necessary.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Rogerborg in What guns are needed?
I think this topic has run its course. Having opinions about an idea and discussing them is fine but personal attacks are not helpful or really necessary.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Rogerborg in What guns are needed?
New to airsoft, want some basics, failed searching for a beginners guide, then try here:
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Tackle in What guns are needed?
I think this topic has run its course. Having opinions about an idea and discussing them is fine but personal attacks are not helpful or really necessary.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Enid_Puceflange in What guns are needed?
I think this topic has run its course. Having opinions about an idea and discussing them is fine but personal attacks are not helpful or really necessary.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from DanBow in What guns are needed?
I think this topic has run its course. Having opinions about an idea and discussing them is fine but personal attacks are not helpful or really necessary.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Shamal in What guns are needed?
New to airsoft, want some basics, failed searching for a beginners guide, then try here:
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Jedi_Master reacted to Tackle in What guns are needed?
LOL, big man, now I really do want you to open a site, so I can come down & politely kick the shit out of you😜
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Jedi_Master reacted to Tactical Pith Helmet in Tell Us a Gag. Please!
You know what really floats my boat?
Archimedes principle of relative buoyancy...
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Enid_Puceflange in Suggestion - Require approval on new threads for new users (i.e less than 10 posts)
@proffrink is working on the issue within limitations of the software, it is a work in progress.
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Jedi_Master got a reaction from Tackle in Suggestion - Require approval on new threads for new users (i.e less than 10 posts)
@proffrink is working on the issue within limitations of the software, it is a work in progress.